This man needs a vacation!

Perhaps a nice villa on Providencales in the Turks & Caicos

with a nice interior, 5 bedrooms

a pool out back for vacationing feet

and even your own private dock (sans boat).

Near by (well nothing is tooo far away) are famous eatteries like Bugaloo's Conch Shack

Where a tasty conch salad is served up wtih $8 beer

and sage wisdom from Bugaloo himself (in the back)

They catch the conch locally and keep a supply in a pen (behind Dorsey), then...

they are wacked out in a few master knife strokes by a guy who has done this...

a lot... the food was good here (but more colorful than great), and at more conventional spots of which there is a good selection.

Then back to the villa for a G&T while waiting for...

..yet another glorious sunset... but wiat.. what the hail is that thang..

...oh I know what that is... what the ..(just a distant cloud)

Diving, that's what we're here for

ok and a little sailboat lusting never hurt.

ok on to diving, usually about an hour boat ride, 2 or 3 dives/day.

where for the most part you are not out of sight of land ..

or feet,

or an odd assortment of soft drinks,

and opportunites to put on the most flattering of outfits

Always back in plenty of time for

..let met guess.. another sunset?

A championship golf course on Provo?

Who'da thunk it, but its true, nice course (so they tell me)

Just down the road (well everything is just down the road) is the Conch farm. These guys are about 2" long and years old

The little ones are shipped live as are their 3" older siblings

Eventually its outside in controled tanks.

and eventually in open ocean pens.

By the time they are 6 yo they're ready for harvest, unless they are the farms pets

hmm I think this one is the maile (showoff)

If you are lucky they will even put up signs to your house (even if you don't live there)

but try for a hill top as when it rains the low spots can get soggy

but only for a short time

mostly

its

clear

from

horizon

to

horizon

and

then some.

Well this man STILL looks like he needs a vacation, oh wait he's ON vacation, hmm maybe next time we won't make him cook breakfast!.